DON’T the band – debut @ grand victory

7 02 2012

eric & i are RABID giraffes fans, and after frontman aaron lazar started his ‘transylvanian slide/deathcamp boogie’ solo project dubbed rumanian buck, we became rabid fans of that too.

now aaron and the giraffes have parted ways but (thankfully!) both are still playing. last thursday marked the debut of aaron’s latest project, with himself on vox/guitar and mitchell king on drums - DON’T.

to get straight to the point with a band that is clearly about doing just that – i fucking love DON’T. i really do. it’s an incredible feeling to hear music for the first time and be moved by it, so much that you just close your eyes and feel it completely. it’s also incredible to watch just TWO musicians fill a space with their immense sound.

aaron and mitchell are a really intense unit – i honestly feel like nothing else is needed. mitchell is INSANE on that kit (seriously.. wow, man) and aaron brings his bluesy notes and nasty melodies back to ears like ours that have truly missed them. i also appreciate that although the songs are emanating from the same source, DON’T is something different.. the gypsy aesthetic of rumanian buck is replaced with something markedly darker – the sound gets so heavy it almost feels industrial, but the melody is never forsaken – along with the powerful grit and smooth soulfulness in aaron’s voice that will always set him apart.

you can catch the rest of their month-long residency at the grand victory in brooklyn!

roll up @ 8pm:

Thurs Feb 9th: Don’t, Powerblessings, The Evil Us
Thurs Feb 16th: Don’t, bbigpigg, The Whores, Trabajo
Thurs Feb 23rd: Don’t, The Pioneers of Seduction, Cobretti, Beef Wellington

they’ve also got a new website and a facebook – DON’T make me tell you what to do.. (har dee har)

ONWARD! »»





the storied last GIRAFFES show with aaron lazar

1 03 2011

so.

IT HAPPENED.

the last GIRAFFES show with aaron lazar – SOLD OUT.

it was fucking AMAZING. they killed it.

and the crowd. was. INSANE. so thankfully our awesome SNT brother in arms EDDEN spent his time videoing from the side of the stage and caught all the action of the last couple of songs.

check it out!

HAUNTED HEAVEN [end] (from the giraffes LP)

ONWARD! »»





the giraffes: a salute

3 02 2011

if it’s one thing people know about us, or one thing they could tell from this site – it’s that we are hardcore GIRAFFES fans. we preach the gospel to everyone we know and rave about the shows because they are, quite frankly, the BEST we’ve ever seen, even though we’ve seen them over. and over. and over again since 2006.

without getting too sentimental.. we all got the word that aaron is leaving the giraffes. he did it with dignity, and we heard it straight from the man himself. we love the guys and their collective whole too much to have any ill feelings about it, and are looking forward to the next chapter in both of their adventures (which apparently includes PODCASTS?!?!).

yet still – it’s the end of an era! i’d cue a montage if i had one.. but in the end we have show after show after show of amazing and hilarious memories to look back on. and, of course, we’ll have the MUSIC! it was and will always be a huge part of our leopard-whiptastic saga. and so, for that.. for all that was and all that will be:

GIRAFFES, WE SALUTE YOU!

thank you for the music, the laughs, the rock, and the raunch – and for the best damn show we will ever fucking see.

here’s a look back: the giraffes on sugar -n- thunder!

ONWARD! »»





THE GIRAFFES: the show to end all shows

18 09 2010

so. THE MUTHAF&@*(!&#(*! GIRAFFES, rock/surf/metal straight out of BROOKLYN, NY. in short: ridiculously, insanely talented. ridiculously, insanely funny! awesome! raunchy! ingenious! one of the best bands EVER and a band that has been close to the cap & i’s loins hearts since we saw them way back in 2006.

they literally put on the show to end all shows every time they play (hence the title). these boys have been up to some hardcore awesomez since we last wrote, and – well… YOU! NEED! TO! KNOW!

1. THE GIRAFFES SHOW. FINALLY the divine madness of a LIVE giraffes show is officially caught on DVD – and CD! the giraffes show (available for purchase online!) was filmed at union pool in BK last summer and you KNOW we had to be there. so we were! we also got interviewed for the special features, AHEM. watch the trailer!

2. ROCK BAND. FINALLY, mainstream video games have caught the f@#& up: ‘DONE,’ a sick track from the giraffes’ last full-length, prime motivator, can now be purchased for rock band. grab that shiz HERE and check out a preview below.

3. NEW JAMZ A-COMIN’. or so we are told on the book of the face, and a HELL of a back-catalog you should check out NOW. their last (unofficial) release was the very aptly titled the giraffes ruled EP, which is just insane. 2 tracks that immediately come to mind: ‘the border’ rips your face off, and ‘the city’ is just a total nasty/gorgeous mini-epic. unfortunately it doesn’t seem like you can snag it online but only at shows. orrrr if you wire the cap & i some $$z (see also: gifts &/or hallucinogens) WE can snag it for you. if you know what i’m sayin’.

4. you know what else you should check out? SNT ALL UP IN THE ACTION.

here’s my super-juicy review of the giraffes for QRO Mag, and the grand finale, mr. whiptastic’s video of ‘the border’ and ‘done’ from the same show. DOUBLE YR PLEAZURE.

the giraffes RULE! yes, in present tense, because they continue to do so.

- da leopard!





trashydeluxe necklaces

2 03 2009

trashydeluxe: the name says it ALL.

i believe i found this sassy, portland-based lady thanks to everyone’s favorite pink-haired aussie blogger, gala darling. i just wanted to promote this gal’s efforts because i LOVE the necklace she made me — and if you’re anything like me, then you want to rock a fancy-a$$ necklace that says something hella perverted like pole smoker, hussy, pillow biter, sleaze, slutbag, etc.

WELLLLL..

the giraffes’ official/unofficial rallying cry is ‘smoke cock,’ right?

ta-da.

ONWARD! »»





listen to rumanian buck & the giraffes! blood, meat, gore, dancing. RIBS. yes, RIBS.

2 03 2009

shall we begin with a throwback?!


‘slippercrumble’ live @ santos party house, 12/15/08, filmed by captain

and so without further ado, ladies & gentlemen, back we go to giraffes frontman aaron lazar’s solo project, RUMANIAN BUCK! we saw them on 2/28 @ the annex, sandwiched between RIBS and the netherlands for RB’s long-anticipated CD RELEASE!

the RB shows seriously get better every time. aaron & crew have worked hard to bring the DIY feel of the original tracks to the stage (without their instruments exploding/imploding). this time nothing could be better than the cap & i dancing in the front row with jens and damien giraffe. you HAVE to dance to this shit! you just do! seriously though — it was a BLAST. they own it.

andddd… now you can DOWNLOAD THE EP! and you really, really should. mp3s of all tracks and a pdf of liner notes & lyrics — where else can you see a bottle of xanax listed as an instrument? aaron, you so crazy.

the live version of RUMANIAN BUCK featuresssss..
aaron lazar (the giraffes) — vox & guitar
danny barria (the big sleep) — guitar
mishka shubaly (beat the devil & ribs) — bass
mitchell king (beat the devil & ribs) — drums
jessie blockton (the vitamen) — keys

BUT for a look back on how the project began, you should read an article that i’ll post here for your convenience.. ;D thanks, eric sanchez! whoever you are.. -looks around-

ONWARD! »»





giraffes birthday advice is gettin’ around..

25 12 2008

..like the herp. the intercontinental herp, actually.

as it should be?!

err.. MERRY XMAS, PEOPLE! ;D

nothing like being up at 2:21 am on xmas eve searching for “sugarnthunder” on google.. and finding that captain’s giraffes birthday advice video has found its way onto some really fucking RANDOM a$$ sites.

uhhh..

VIETVIDEO.COM???

and even on the UK’s NME.com under their collection of vids for the giraffes.

fuckin sweet?! or fuckin ripoff?! whichever.

just funny.

holly-daze -n- shit

<3

da leopard

ps rumanian buck’s “the flood” owns my life. the end.





Rumanian Buck

22 12 2008

Rumanian Buck

As if the release of Prime Motivator wasn’t enough, The Giraffes’ singer Aaron Lazar brings to the world some new tunes with a side style known as Rumanian Buck.

Now I would write more but I actually already have. So if you click on this link here (which brings you to a very awesome magazine worked on by none other than Sugar – n – Thunder’s resident Leopard), click on music on the left side bar and scroll past a couple of other awesome music reviews, you will see an article on Rumanian Buck written my by alter-ego, Eric Sanchez.

Enjoy,

El Capitan WhiptasticO  (that’s what a person with the last name Sanchez would call me)

P.S. Check out Lazar’s new freaky styles in the music player over to the right (“Slippercrumble”!)

P.P.S. I’m working on getting more footage of Rumanian Buck’s Debut at Santos Party House during the Punk Rock Pillow Fight, to cut together something pretty. Update on that shizz to cum.

edit/
WORD, it’s the leopard. -laughs hardcore @ el capitan whiptastico- oh, spanish people. rumanian buck was AWESOME, i was seriously floored. even more SURREAL was the way the rest of the giraffes, goes cube, and others were dancing around and jumping up and down on the pillow fight mattresses while RB was playing. crack fantasy, much? I LOVED IT. haha. speaking of which, check out these pix from the show from metromix & the lovely jackie roman over at limewire music blog. YEAH!





THE GIRAFFES PRIME MOTIVATOR CD RELEASE

14 11 2008

cdrelease

.. is it tomorrow yet??? is it tomorrow yet??!?!?!

can’t. fucking. WAIT.





re: giraffes @ mercury lounge 11/15

21 10 2008

from aaron via the latest fancy giraffes email blast..

“The Giraffes will be releasing our long awaited full length PRIME
MOTIVATOR nationwide on 11/11/08 thanks to Crustacean Records.
We will be performing the entire album from front to back
along with party hits and classics at our NYC CD Release show:
Saturday 11/15/08
Mercury Lounge
w/ Goes Cube & Ribs”

…………

-CREAMS SELF-

end transmission.








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