Requirements: Creepy, Usually Green, Mostly with a severe lack of logic.

I find it appropriate to name Saladus based on Salad Fingers (with a Latin twist) being my first experience of this madness.

Here’s what I have so far:

We already know Salad fingers… created by David Firth…. whose imagination is just beyond any moral or logical limits. Go to David Firth’s site here to look deeper into his dark mind… i hope for his own sake he doesn’t get this shit from his dreams.

Next i found Coffee Break, a video that … well … fuck it i’ll put it right here … watch

[edit: i guess nothing toxic doesn't like me stealing their video, so... go here]

sick, just sick

Here we have Old Greg which is just too damn weird, but it does make me want to go out and get some Baileys. I would never want to meet Old Greg, I think I would rather kill myself than marry him. Oh here’s an awesome side note.. he is in Electric Six’s Pulling the Plug on the Party for about a third of a second at the 19 second mark…gettin it on with Abe Lincoln… (that’s one huge WTF!) and there’s a Delorean!!! I love Deloreans!

The last I have to present to you Soper Aeternus…. I’m not going to say anything mean…..other than this is Salad Fingers in real life…. the music is surprisingly good, but way too depressing, I wish this shit would pick up with the Emos, that way they would still be depressed, but won’t have to listen to such shitty music all the time.

So there you go your brand spanking new Saladus fix.

- Captain

Just to get you going, you got your standard scary ass LSD trippy music (i’ll always give that a thumbs up) and ever changing swirling background animation. By his appearance alone Salad Fingers isn’t too bad. It’s the Voice!!! The Damn Voice!! He sounds like a whispering English female pedophile. (oh, and it’s damn creepy when he licks his lips.. you get a nice up close shot… it’s fucken wrong!)

The story has only one solid point. Following Salad Fingers through a day in his world where he finds interest in only the most obscure things and secondary characters can only grunt out nightmarish sounds. Everything in his life disregards logic to the fullest extent.

Some of his friends: Hubert Cumberdale, Marjory Stewart-Baxter, Jeremy Fisher (they’re fucken finger puppets!!! except Hubert Cumberdale who shows up randomly in a more human form)

Some of his interests: rust, when the red stuff flows, France, marrying gorgeous taps.

- Captain

P.S. Just watch

Is your mind completely fucked yet??? if not, watch more.

Hear ye, hear ye! It has recently come to my attention that Salad Fingers may be a girl. This i severely disagree with. If you disagree with me… well… i really don’t care.