We are not a blog!
We are an internet magazine exploiting the free web space of WordPress!
Viva La Revolución!
SO YEAH: last year [which, uh, is probably 2007?!], captain whiptastic and audrey leopard wanted to create a print magazine called SUGAR -N- THUNDER (captain thought he heard dick valentine say that in an electric six song.. and it stuck). as it usually does, life got in the way (i.e. school, work, interning, ripping people’s teeth out, LACK OF TIME!, fornication, etc.) and the magazine never came to fruition. SO! this year [which was 2008 @ the time!] we decided to rape and pillage a little space on the internet where we could publish whatever we wanted really quickly and easily. hopefully sometime in the near future we WILL be able to adapt this into a print magazine, but for now we’re content taking advantage of the internetz and writing about anything and everything.. namely: MUSIC, live shows, weird/amusing shit on the internet, weird/amusing shit that happens to us, tv/movies/books/performances, reviews, rants, drinks, updates on our favorite bands, new music we discover along the way, cool venues/cool places/cool people, and on and on.
it’s a work in progress, but it’s an awesome work in progress.
so there. ;D
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AUDREY LEOPARD
my name is audrey leopard & don’t wear it out! ;D captain christened me that when he made me in a tony hawk game some years ago.. i think.
disco balls, leopard print, lightning bolts & IMPROPER DANCING! are some of my favorite things. oh yeah, and writing, of course! i’m a writer, editor, (aspiring) photographer, PR/salesgirl.. one-time dental assistant.. jerk of all trades.. warrior princess..!!
i also like happy ska & trumpets, rainbow sprinkles, lawn flamingos, positive energy, urban exploration, atari games that don’t make sense, music and art, the roaring 20s, the awesomeness of the 50s.. see also: fire in the disco, fire in the taco bell.
sometimes i feel like THIS. ;D
“WHAT HAPPENED TO HAVIN’ FUN WIT ASSHOLES?”
- some random drunk @ a giraffes show
CHEERS!
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CAPTAIN WHIPTASTIC
Rocking the alter ego since about 2005. What can i say… i must be the most unmotivated artist since the last person to make this claim. Still i fight myself to bring pure awesomeness to those around me. It’s my mission, my calling! I do everything from writing to drawing to music and video… all half assed with twice the effort and completely unfocused! Just call me multi-talented or multi-delusional.
I wrote a book! it’s awesome read it …. i’ll put it out when i have money. It’s called Tibby
I made an album! it’s awesome listen to it… (actually, it may not show, but if told you the circumstances under which i made it you would be impressed). It’s called Captain Whiptastic Owns You!
Meanwhile i work as a Dental Assistant…. seriously… ask me shit about teeth
What’s next??? Well there is this here love child Sugar-N-Thunder! FUCK YEAH!…enjoy
