so.. ahem. the aforementioned glorious posting blitz never happened. yes, i am currently typing from the bottom of a bottomless pit of chum and barnacles and/or being eaten by lions. err.
ANYWAY! that’s okay. the cap & i are feeling good.
first of all, HAPPY late HOLIDAYS [watch this punjabi jingle bells, NOW. it's too good. and i also made a rock & roll XMAS PLAYLIZT, YO! clickest thou HERE] and HAPPY muthaeffin’ NEW YEAR, man! 2010, huh? let’s do this shiz.
currently i am shoveling thermos-cap-fulls of lentils into my mouf on my lunch break from work. speaking of work, everyday i have to find a way to block out the supreme suckfest of endless, repetitive, popular radio [what am i, 90?] that is always on, everyday, playing the same songs – in case you missed them yesterday, or the day before. so despite how much i love hearing britney’s new song about a 3some 500 times [i now know where each and every faux orgasmic moan takes place, backwards], i’d rather listen to this. SO!
TOP 5 SONGS I LIKE TO LISTEN TO WHILST I WORK INSTEAD OF LISTENING TO BRITNEY’S SONG ABOUT A 3SOME.. AND EVERYTHING ELSE [..this week]:
1. gigantic – pixies
2. cannonball – the breeders [the first 2 BACK TO BACK TO BACK, yo]
3. i only have eyes for you – the flamingos [amazing]
4. hammer hammer carrot – millions of brazilians [best song title ever]
5. unwritten – natasha bedingfield [love this song, ALWAYS]
honorable mentions: everything on THIS PLAYLIST aka the WEIRDEST MOST RANDOM PLAYLIST EVER, 800 times over and over, and then again. i just keep adding random songs i love, but it all started in december of last year with frankie valli (heart, heart).
newest addition(z): in tha city [love this damn song] and other tracks from nEPo! get ‘em HERE. [ps: on nEPo's myspace, you have to PAUSE the track some aspiring rapper left in the comments BEFORE you can press play on nEPo's shiz.. or else you'll get a mash-up.. yeah]
hey, you. you should look at this, it’ll help you! [the eight principles of fun]
we’ll be back when i make more sense.
ps: the captain’s cat mango (PhD, Astrophysics) wrote the Magna Carta. that is all.
in accordance with the penal law,
da leopard
…. pps: britney’s song JUST came on as i’m posting this, no joke. GUFFAW.
