Wolverine and The X-Men
So Canada can get it but we can’t…BULLSHIT.. so Wolverine and The X-Men is out already (in Canada but not here).. and it’s fucken awesome. Unfortunately, like all other American cartoons, it’s in a bullshit anime style (I still can’t believe thay did that to Looney Tunes… again Bullshit).
So thanks to the wonderful world of the internetz I downloaded them and….
Professor X and Jean Grey get blown to shit and their school gets blown to shit… and die…
This breaks up the X-Men
Cyclops turns pretty much into Jack from Lost after he gets off the island (depressed, drunk, and unshaven).
Wolverine tries to get the X-Men back together and has a hard time – he only gets Beast, Ice Man and Kitty Pride.
Rogue is a ho and goes with the bad guys.
Professor X is alive and Magneto has his body on Gonesha, the X-Men break in and Magneto kicks their asses then is all like “if you wanted to see Professor X you should have just asked” or something like that cus he’s mad chill now. But Professor X is unconscious and The X-Men take him back.
It turns out that Professor X is 20 years in the future and can walk (even though they have his body) then he turns into Zordon (No seriously over his body he appears as a giant blue head that’s kinda glitchy and talks to them) and says Storm is going to destroy Africa.
She’s possessed by that evil Shadow guy and thinks everything is on fire and makes it rain a lot… Wolverine and The X-Men tell her to chill.. she does.
Oh and Angel gives them money to rebuild the school.
That’s as far as I got… Gambit’s in it at some point…finally … shit.
Hope I didn’t ruin anything for you….
I’m Going to play Mortal Kombat vs The DC Universe now..
Peace,
James Blunt
