.. is it tomorrow yet??? is it tomorrow yet??!?!?!
can’t. fucking. WAIT.

Photo by Chetan Patel
Here’s a relatively new band out to make you dance in fashions that would look very strange were someone to stare at you and were unable to hear the music.. which would be unfortunate cus they’d be fucken MISSING OUT!!
If you like to listen to music so sad and depressing that it alone makes you want to kill yourself then don’t listen to this band…. you go die and you go die now!!!!
You know what i’m not going to say another word….
Go to the music player over to the right and listen to “New York, New York” …
I’ll wait …………………..
Are you done……….. did you listen to the whole thing………………… How fucken EPIC is the end???
Are you happy? Do you want to dance?????
I’m sure you do
Want the Album…. and other previously unreleased tracks????? Go here for The White Balloon Ep and Pas De Deux. Go quick, it’s free.. and it’s enough to hold you over till their full length album comes out next year.
Check their myspace here for more
That’s it for now, I know it’s quick.. but if you’ve been keeping up then you know me n Audrey write about the same bands over and over… and over.. and I’m tired.
-Captain
P.S. If you’re wondering how I came across this band…
I had to put my hands in bassist Sean Enright’s mouth… no homo… he’s a patient at my job.

Do you ever remember when thespark.com used to just have fun Quizzes like…. shit I don’t even remember… like What “Whatever are You”? and How Gay are You? …and so on?.. anyway they were really fun… then this spark notes shit took over and now it’s all gone… (I think that’s what happened…)
Now I know there were other online quizzes n shit…. but… whatever… who cares
So to finish off the article with the least substance on Sugar-N-Thunder EVER… Check out “The Impossible Quiz” (and any of the sequels). It’s the funniest and hardest online quiz you’ll ever play… seriously…
It’s mostly based on word play and literal or very out there interpretations of what’s being asked… sometimes it’s absolute nonsense. It’s great! It’s like me in Flash Online Quiz form.
Fuck it.. Thats all you’re getting.. go play.
Peace easy,
Harry S. New
ok, SO! we have some catching up to do..
the first recent show the cap & i caught was the result of a (literally) last minute choice between heloise & the savoir faire @ mercury lounge and tragedy (the metal tribute to the bee gees!) @ bowery ballroom on october 11th — we were trying to make it out to BOTH! tragedy was part of a tribute wars show with girls girls girls - the all chick tribute to motley crue, unchained – a van halen tribute, and queen bitch – an all girl tribute to david bowie, and heloise was supporting headlining band semi precious weapons.
WELL. we rolled up at bowery, saw the showtimes pushed back, and decided to make a run to our usual uber russian liquor store stop (recommended by none other than drew from the giraffes!) when we’re in the area — KGB LIQUOR on essex street! what what.. haha. [on a total side note, this is AWESOME! talk about getting to know the history of someone you interact with but never really get to know.. matt townsend from the blog "all the news that's fit" talked to KGB owner/manager leonard yerusalimsky and made a slideshow! fuck yeah! KGB love.. haha] ANYWAY! we ended up getting lost en route to KGB, and when we finally made it we ended up being just in time for heloise @ mercury lounge.. so we stayed! sorry, tragedy ;( we still love you!
the cap & i first heard about heloise & the savoir faire through their guitarist, james, who we actually met at a golden dogs show! small world, eh? on 10/11, they had unfortunately already started their set by the time we worked our way thru the crowd (that shit was packed!), and the whole time i just remember thinking, I WISH WE WERE CLOSER!!! we’re NEVER towards the back at a show, but this time we had no choice! even so, it was plain to see that heloise & the savoir faire is super fabulous — they play funky, disco-tinged rock & roll with soulful vocals and totally engage the fans with outrageous dancing and silliness.. it’s great! this quote from heloise herself sums it up: “I’m writing with a sense of, ‘Let’s have a good time,’” concludes Heloise. “We’re poking fun at everyone, and everyone can point fun at us. Everyone is in on the joke.” and if it’s one thing the cap & i love, it’s being tongue-in-cheek and knowing how to have a good time.. especially when DISCO is involved!! they should hop on the bill with e6! [speaking of which, apparently, brooklyn's fall on your sword is filling the golden dogs' slot at the e6/local h show @ webster hall nov 22nd.. i'm still undecided on what i think!] heloise & the savoir faire are also signed on elijah wood’s simian records — even more of a small world?! awesome.
holy SHIT! if there was a drink that could sum up sugar-n-thunder.. it would have to be this.
so the lovely people @ absolut vodka have dreamed up this superfab creation in time for the holidays..
from luxist.com: “Last year Absolut’s holiday packaging was all about gold and bling. This year they’ve gone even flashier with the Absolut Disco. The one-liter Absolut Disco gift pack is built of exactly 1,000 reflecting prisms which serve as a bottle package and can be put into use as a disco ball. The Absolut Disco is a clamshell package that opens to reveal the bottle. The empty gift pack has a loop for hanging.”
ok, so.. AWW! it’s a clamshell package that opens to reveal the bottle?! i thought the actual bottle was going to be covered in disco mirrors BUT.. that’s okay.. besides.. did you notice that other detail? with the loop for hanging, the package “can be put into use as a disco ball”!??!?!?!?!?!!
you can get super crunked and buy a whole shitload of them and HANG THEM ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE!!!!!!!!!
oh man.
if we had ratings scales for drink bottles, this would get a 10 out of 10.
fannnnn fuckinggg tastic. i know what i want santa claus to bring me this hollyday.
;D
- da leopard