I realize that there is this creepy genre unnamed so far.. and so it shall be called Saladus! I’ve come across a couple of unrelated videos that fuck with my mind in such a similar way i feel it is up to me connect them…. and I’m sure these videos will fuck with you too.
Requirements: Creepy, Usually Green, Mostly with a severe lack of logic.
I find it appropriate to name Saladus based on Salad Fingers (with a Latin twist) being my first experience of this madness.
Here’s what I have so far:
We already know Salad fingers… created by David Firth…. whose imagination is just beyond any moral or logical limits. Go to David Firth’s site here to look deeper into his dark mind… i hope for his own sake he doesn’t get this shit from his dreams.
Next i found Coffee Break, a video that … well … fuck it i’ll put it right here … watch
[edit: i guess nothing toxic doesn't like me stealing their video, so... go here]
sick, just sick
Here we have Old Greg which is just too damn weird, but it does make me want to go out and get some Baileys. I would never want to meet Old Greg, I think I would rather kill myself than marry him. Oh here’s an awesome side note.. he is in Electric Six’s Pulling the Plug on the Party for about a third of a second at the 19 second mark…gettin it on with Abe Lincoln… (that’s one huge WTF!) and there’s a Delorean!!! I love Deloreans!
The last I have to present to you Soper Aeternus…. I’m not going to say anything mean…..other than this is Salad Fingers in real life…. the music is surprisingly good, but way too depressing, I wish this shit would pick up with the Emos, that way they would still be depressed, but won’t have to listen to such shitty music all the time.
So there you go your brand spanking new Saladus fix.
- Captain
